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"Once he was a little green slab of clay..."
A randomly comprehensive survey of extraordinary movie experiences from the art house to the grindhouse, featuring the good, the bad, the ugly, but not the boring or the banal.
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"Once he was a little green slab of clay..."
These days people are pretty desperate to live in Belgium. I suppose it depends on where you start life. Lorna, for instance, is an Albanian -- from the country, not the city in New York where I live. Some of us Albanians might want to move to Belgium, too, but Lorna's the one with the system. To be more accurate, she's a cog in the system. Here's how it works. The local mafia makes a deal with a native Belgian, paying him to marry Lorna. They stay married long enough to not look suspicious, then they break up. By then, Lorna has a Belgian passport. Now she can marry some guy from the east and get him Belgian citizenship. Pretty efficient.This is probably the happiest moment for our main charcters, but things change fast.
In particular I need to thank three stalwart bloggers who've passed awards on to me. The blessed Rev. Phantom of Midnight Confessions has selected Mondo 70 for the Kreativ Blogger award, while the learned Professor Brian O'Blivion, pastor over at The Cathode Ray Mission, and that "subterranean beatnik bastard" Jonny Metro of Midnite Media have both tapped me for the One Lovely Blog award. Take a look at my shiny new prizes!
My recent viewing of The Road inspired me to crack open Shriek Show's Post-Apocalyptic Triple Feature box set and take a fresh look at how Italian genre directors imagined the collapse of civilization nearly thirty years ago. Enzo G. Castellari's action film is an early example of the Italian sub-genre, and reflects the influences available to him at the time. It's possible that Castellari could have seen Mad Max 2/The Road Warrior before filming this, but you can't really tell from the product. The Mad Max influence is arguably more apparent in The New Barbarians/Warriors of the Wasteland, also from 1982, but 1990 is more obviously influenced by more non-dystopian movies like The Warriors and the controversial Paul Newman cop film, Fort Apache, the Bronx.By 1990, the script says, law and order in the Bronx has been left to the gangs. The situation is a little confusing, since the film portrays a gang leader played by Fred Williamson as the "King of the Bronx" who can allocate resources to different neighborhoods, while the title card claims that the real law in the benighted borough is the motorcycle gang known as the Riders. This is an utterly generic gang, as the name should have told you, lacking any kind of uniform compared to the pimpadelic Tigers (led by Williamson) and the hockey-fetishist Zombies (led by beloved Italo-brute George Eastman as "Golan," --which sounded like "Golem" to me). The Riders -- could they really not come up with a more intimidating name? -- look for leadership to a man named Trash, the hero of our film.1990 often leaves you wondering how post-apocalyptic things really are in a more-than-intact New York City (above) but if you want an explanation of societal breakdown, look no further than the malt liquor can on this stooge's desk (below).
Gregory isn't the only thing that's just sort of wrong with 1990. Frankly, the entire cosmic order is out of whack when Fred Williamson is in a movie and a character named Hammer is played by someone else. While Fred is assigned the role of "the Ogre," and attended by a tall blond whip-wielding "Witch," "Hammer" is the handle of the actual star of the film, Vic Morrow. Hammer is a Bronx-born mercenary (Trash: "He's an asshole who thinks he's God") who's under contract to the Manhattan Corporation, the firm responsible for 60% of world arms production. All that power comes into the hands of an heiress, Anne, on her eighteenth birthday, but she's run away to the no-mans-land of the Bronx, where she seems to be the only civilian apart from the occasional comical drunk. Assaulted by the rollerskating Zombies, she's rescued by Trash, whose consort she becomes. Hammer has to retrieve Anne and deliver her back to Manhattan despite her disinterest in warmongering. His plan includes provoking a general gang war, though I suspect the real reason to do that is so he can lead a flamethrowing cavalry into the Bronx to destroy them all.It's good to be the king, even of the Bronx, as Fred Williamson proves in this strangely interactive shot from 1990
So Hammer wanders around the Bronx assassinating folks and planting gang spoor to sow distrust, despite Trash's judicious skepticism ("You fuck," he answers one hothead, "it could be a pile of shit out of someone's asshole."). When the Zombies finally succeed in snatching Anne and all too easily laying out Trash, Hammer tries to buy her from Golan (I still like "Golem" better) while an all too rapidly recovered Trash goes on an anabasis to the Tigers, fending off subhuman Scavengers and Fosse-ite dancing fighters along the way, to recruit Ogre and Witch for a rescue operation. But Anne's rescue by Trash and the Tigers is only the prelude to Hammer's blitzkrieg, codenamed Operation Burnt Earth, the nearest thing to an apocalypse we'll get from this movie and, actually, a genuinely inspired gonzo gotterdammerung presided over by a transfigured, barking mad Morrow, for whom only The Twilight Zone was left after this. It turns out that Trash was right about this Hammer person, who we last see howling, "HAMMER! HAMMER IS GOD!" before being proven wrong.The heroes of 1990: The Bronx Warriors fight mercenaries, "Zombies" and all ... that ... jazz!
Hammer commands! The horsemen of the post-apocalypse obey!
When I put Timur Bekmambetov's international sensation on the to-do list for our weekly survey of vampire cinema my friend Wendigo was in a mood to dive under the table. He had heard nothing but bad about the Russian fantasy film, and wasn't even sure that it counted as a vampire movie despite the emphasis on vampires in the American promotion of it. Also, like I had, he had seen Bekmambetov's Hollywood debut, Wanted, and that admittedly would make one reluctant to investigate its director's earlier output. But I had found a copy in a bargain bin, and he had asked me what sort of exotic vampire films I had, so there it was.Once someone recognizes the special abilities that make them Others, they have to decide whether they'll be Dark or Light. Despite his dubious start, Anton chooses Light and is part of the Night Watch in the present day. He's assigned to protect a boy from a vampire and his recently-turned girlfriend. The Night Watch destroys the vampire, but his girlfriend, not quite knowing what to do with her new powers and hungers, escapes and wanders the city, still trying to mentally call the kid into her clutches.Anton is no vampire, but he can drink pig blood and tap into the vampire's call to a prospective victim. The little fangs are a side effect.
But while Anton remains on the job he's also drawn into the threat of the Vortex of Damnation, the opening of which through the unconscious agency of a mysteriously cursed woman will break the great truce and provoke the final battle between Light and Dark. As Anton solves the mystery of the curse, he must also save the boy, Yegor, from the vampire woman and the influence of Zavulon, lord of the Dark Others and an avid video game player. We learn that Zavulon's hobby is really a form of practice for a final showdown with Anton, with Yegor's future as an Other at stake....One clever touch in Night Watch is the hero's ability to see invisible vampires in mirrors, though it has done Anton little good by this point. Below, the widow vampire wanders through Moscow traffic.
In an interview, Bekmambetov expresses surprise that something that he considered a very Russian cultural product (it's based on a 1998 novel, the first of four) caught on in the outside world, including the U.S. It sounds like he was unaware of the evolution of the "urban fantasy" genre in the publishing industry. The popularity of urban fantasy (think Laurel K. Hamilton, Charlaine Harris, etc.) prepared the ground for Night Watch's American release in 2006. Wendigo is an urban fantasy fan. He judges the Russian film a good fit for the genre. It's a dark fantasy with multiple magical races and, of course, it has a modern, urban setting shadowy enough for the supernatural community to exist beyond human notice. There's a paradoxical element of social realism in urban fantasy, and in Night Watch Anton lives a grubby working-class life with a vampire (who works in a butcher shop) as a neighbor.Above, scenes from a Vortex. Below, a crucial scene from Zavulon's video game.
Tol'able David is like a more serious and brutal version of Harold Lloyd's rural idylls like Grandma's Boy or The Kid Brother. Barthelmess takes what looks like a huge beating in the climactic showdown, redeeming himself more in his own eyes than anyone else's. His mother would not allow David to seek revenge on the Hatburns for paralyzing his brother and indirectly causing his father's death by heart attack, because David was now the provider for the remaining family and could not risk his life in what looked like a suicide run on the villains. From random village comments David assumes that he's regarded as the coward of the county, and King does a good job of understating this to the point where you could believe that this is more David's opinion of himself than anyone else's. David is a well-constructed story that treats the rural characters with respect rather than as hillbilly stereotypes. I think it would retain its dramatic power with audiences today if they'd give it a chance. The villains, Torrence especially, are a big reason for that, as they are probably the most familiar element in the film for modern viewers. Torrence is so good as a villain, in fact, that he helps Tol'able David retain its status as a silent classic.
Cormac McCarthy has been well-served by the movies recently. Some literary critics have looked down on his two most recent novels, the best-sellers No Country For Old Men and The Road, as unworthy genre exercises, which may explain why they've proved so adaptable to film compared to, say, All the Pretty Horses. Rather than dismiss these popular books as thriller or fantasy, respectively, critics might be better off thinking of them as parables, especially once it sinks in that McCarthy is making at least one argument in both novels. Both books, and both movies, are critiques of rugged individualism from a professedly conservative perspective. The hunter in No Country is doomed, arguably dooms himself, because he won't accept help and thinks he can deal with all the drug dealers and hitmen himself. As if he thought he hadn't made the point plainly enough the first time, McCarthy restates it in a more allegorical context in The Road. The father is a moral man and teaches his son the right lessons, but seems to have lost the meaning of some of them himself. He claims that he and his boy are "carrying the fire," but the boy eventually questions where and to what purpose they do so. The father claims, with much justice, to be one of "the good guys," but the son recognizes that his righteousness has shaded into self-righteousness. Father and son still live by a moral code (i.e., they don't eat people) but the father has lost focus on anything other than his own truncated family's survival. While he fights to purge his memory of painful memories of past ties, the son strives increasingly to reach out to others. He understands, either by instinct or by thinking through implications of his father's teachings that the father himself has forgotten, that carrying the fire and being a good guy are meaningless unless they are directed toward some goal larger than yourself or your family. The son, seen as an angel by an old vagrant and called a god by his own father, represents humanity's small hope for both survival and redemption because he proves the survival of a social instinct or impulse. The tragedy of the story is that the son can only act on his best impulses after his father has left the scene.